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Wake Up Wendy Lyrics — Elton John — слова, текст песни

Got this bug-eyed girl
Cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth chitter, chatter
She’s dressed up like a cemetary
Like a cemetary
Snowbound all winter
Blue lips on my cheek
Little tongues prattlin’, rattlin’
Talkin’ about them hometown geeks
Them hometown geeks
Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin’
Can you feel it, it’s chilly and freezin’
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin’
I got a reason, and you got a feelin’
Wake up Wendy, love’s in season
Feels like a steam clean
When she washes me
Clouds bustin’, pumps a hissin’
Just peel me off the ceiling
Off the ceiling
Chill out bug-eyed-girl
Zap me into cinders
Pop the thermal mumbo jumbo
Melt me with your little fingers
With little fingers
Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin’
Can you feel it, it’s chilly and freezin’
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin’
I got a reason, and you got a feelin’
Wake up Wendy, love’s in season
Wake up Wendy, love’s in season
Wake up Wendy, love’s in season

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What the Hell Child is This? Lyrics — Chef — слова, текст песни

Chef: Baby, you know there’s a lot of love between us
Sometimes that love goes bad
But other times its so right!
Yeah, I know we’ve been through some rough waters
But most of the time our thing is off the hook!
I just want to know one thing…
What child is this
You’ve laid to rest
At my feet
This is not the time.
I know that I’m not responsible
It’s white so it cannot be mine.
No, this, this is Christ the King.
With a feeling of relief
I cannot sing.
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Mmmmm, Son of Mary!
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby!
(Mary)
So, bring him incense, gold, and myrrh
Come peasant king to own Him.
The King of kings, salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone Him.
Raise, raise the song on high
The Virgin sings her lullaby.
Joy, joy, for Christ is born
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Son of Mary
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby
(Little bitty baby, yeah)
I’m gonna lay you down by the yule log
I’m gonna gonna love you right.
Baby, I’m gonna deck your halls
And silent your night!
You’ll hear the herald angels sing
When I’m sliding off your bra.
I just can’t wait to jingle your bells
And fa la la your la!
(Fa la la your la)
This, this is Christmas Day
A time for lovers to celebrate.
I’m gonna ding dong you merrily on high
Because this is the season for giving!
(Give it to me baby, give it to me baby)
…Season for giving
(Season for giving, give me love!)
…Season for living
(Season for living, give me love!)
…Season for giving
(Season for giving)
…Giving you love
(Give me love!)
…Giving you good love
(Season for good love!)
…Whole lotta love
(Give me love!)
…Making love
(Season for giving)
…By the fire
(Give me love!)
…Whole lotta love
(Season for good love)
…By the fire
(Give me love!)
…Don’t need no mistletoe
(Season for giving)
…You’ve got toes
(Give me love!)
…Whole lotta loving
(Season for good love!)
…Love
(Give me love!)
…Jingle bells
(Season for giving, give me love!
…Fa la la your la.
(Season for good love, give me love!)

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Drama Never Dies Lyrics — 50 Cent (Review) — слова, текст песни

[Hook]
I get that gun, you know that blow and baking soda be the recipe
Fasho I make that .40 Cali’ blow, you get the best of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’
I know for sure I’ll split your mothaf**kin’ head, you get to testin’ me
You call the cops and i get knocked, I swear to the death of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’
[Verse 1]
It’s hard, yeah, it’s hard, this that New York sh*t
That black glove, wood grip, outline ’em and chalk sh*t
I don’t wanna talk, say a prayer for my enemies
Droptop, ten shots, I’ll make your ass a memory
Time to ride, homicide, I’m down with it
I’ll wave that chopper, hit your whip and shake the ground with it
f**k with N dot Bonepart, get your ass blown apart
Hip hop’s Napoleon, you know war, you know me then
I’ll hunt you like a great dane
Hit you, hit you like a freight train
Run off with your fake chains
I’ll give you mothaf**kas somethin’ to believe in
Knife work your lungs, I’ll make it hard to breathe in
Little sh*t could be a big enough reason
You’re dancin’ with the wolves, fool, better feed them
I feel for you, you ain’t ready for the outcome
Nigga I’ll get at you all week with the same gun
[Hook]
I get that gun, you know that blow and baking soda be the recipe
Fasho I make that .40 Cali’ blow, you get the best of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’
I know for sure I’ll split your mothaf**kin’ head, you get to testin’ me
You call the cops and i get knocked, I swear to the death of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’
[Verse 2]
Me I punch every nigga first I had a fight with
Maybe it’s genetics, mama made me like this
Cocaine baby, problem child, half crazy
Children of the Corn, I’ve been warned so long
Big strap for robberies with my little 380
I’ll make your little lady miscarry a baby
You leave the scene unseen when I get to trippin’
Pistol whip your head hard enough to blur your vision
What up, comrade, salute, I pull rank, I got bank
Just f**ked up work, askin’ if we’ll use shanks
Every clique I’m in my clique, nigga, I run sh*t
I put in my own work, run, get who you gon’ get
This is how it feels when you squeeze a Smith & Wesson
When talk is not an option, it’s a form of expression
You got to go to work on a nigga
The red sh*t comin’ through the shirt on a nigga
My gift to a break deal?
[Hook]
I get that gun, you know that blow and baking soda be the recipe
Fasho I make that .40 Cali’ blow, you get the best of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’
I know for sure I’ll split your mothaf**kin’ head, you get to testin’ me
You call the cops and i get knocked, I swear to the death of me
The drama’s gonna never end, never end
Keep thinkin’ I’m playin’

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The Magic Piper (of Love) Lyrics — Edwyn Collins — слова, текст песни

I’m through with love hangovers,
It’s best that I stay sober.
No rolling in the clover,
No Gretna Green trip over.
No honeymoon in Paris,
I only feel embarrassed
For the cool cats,
The charmed kittens,
Both smitten by the love songs
That he’s written.
Caught in the sights
Of a deadly sniper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.
My girlfriend, she go blotto
Of cunnings and his grotto.
It turns out he’s a dirty old man.
The nice place that I want to be,
Is sat up on this Christmas tree,
While playing these games of
Catch as catch can.
Cause he’s a sweet talker,
A silent stalker.
All the savvy of a street walker.
More deadly than a horned viper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.
He’s a heart breaker,
A mover and a shaker:
The magic piper of love.
It’s kind of hard to swallow,
You know you’ve gotta follow,
The magic piper of love.
Cause he’s a city slicker,
An expert politic-er:
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.

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Beast Lyrics — Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard (Review) — слова, текст песни

— Intro (Hustle)
When the sun rises,
I wake up and chase my dreams.
I won’t regret when the sun sets,
Cuz I live my life like I’m a Beast.
— Chorus (Bailey)
I’m a motherf**kin’ beast (x5)
— Verse 1 (Hustle)
When the sun rises,
I wake up and chase my dreams.
I won’t regret when the sun sets,
Cause I live my life like I’m a Beast.
— PreChorus (Bailey)
I control my breath, keep my body ready.
Focus on the finish, and keep my head steady.
Breathe in (~breathe), Breathe out (~breathe).
Breathe in (~breathe), Watch out.
— Chorus (Bailey)
I’m a motherf**kin’ Beast! (x5)
Imma Imma Imma Beast.
— Chorus Background A (Bailey Yelling)
Do you know what fear does? Fear eats you alive
I have no fear in me. It has no hold on me
— Chorus Background B (Bailey yelling)
You don’t want problems
You don’t want problems with me
You don’t want problems
You don’t want problems with me
— Verse 2 (Hustle)
Picture me climbin’
Tooth and nail, til I’m at the top.
Jump without a net (do it), never break a sweat,
Cause I live my life like it’s all I got.
— PreChorus (Bailey)
I’ll never flinch, I’ll never close my eyes.
Have you ever seen a Beast, sh-show fear before he dies.
All day, all night,
Building, my life.
— Chorus (Bailey)
Imma Imma motherf**kin’ Beast!
Imma Imma f**kin’ Beast.
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast.
f**kin I’m the f**kin’ Beast.
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast. (you don’t want problems)
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast. (you don’t want problems with me)
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast. (you don’t want problems)
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast. (you don’t want problems with me)
— Da Capo
I’m the definition of unstoppable (x3)
Im unstoppa stoppa stoppa stoppa stoppa..
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast.
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast.
Imma, Imma a Beast, Beast, Beast
Imma motherf**kin’ Beast.
Imma Beast f**kin Beast.
(You don’t want problems)B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems with me..) B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems)B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems with me..) B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems)B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems with me..) B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems)B,b,b,b,beast
(You don’t want problems with me..) B,b,b,b,beast
Focus on the finish (x4)
All, all day
Focus on the finish (all, all day)
Focus on the finish (all, all day)
Focus on the finish, finish, like its all I got
Like its all I got (x4)

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The Most Offensive Song Ever Lyrics — Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey — слова, текст песни

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, «You are to be the virgin mother»
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said «I’m not a virgin, I blew a guy last year»
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
«My child, have no fear.»
Kenny: ‘Cause you can suck all the di*k you want…
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want…
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: Although you went to town, and suck some semen down,
Together: You’re still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: and mary had to offer a bribe,
Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money
Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: ‘Cause, you can suck all the di*k you want…
And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want…
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there’s no room at the inn
than it’s not considered a sin
Kenny: To suck some di*k to get a room for the night!
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That’s right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman’s touch
Kenny: Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed,
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want…
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want…
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain’t no sin
She gonna blow those three wise men,
Mr. Hankey: And you’ll still be a virgin
Kenny: ‘Cause there was no penetration
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want…
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: That donkey, and the ox and the lamb…
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: They’ll say «Damn! that b**ch could suck a good di*k!»
Together: ‘Cause sucking di*k bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: ‘Cause sucking di*k…
Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary,Mary suck that di*k!
[Laughter]
[Thanks to SharinganKon for corrections]

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Santa Claus is on His Way Lyrics — Mr. Hankey with Kyle — слова, текст песни

Mr. Hankey: Santa Claus is on his way
He’s loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I’ll say
Howdy Ho!
Kyle: Mr. Hankey, shhhh! I’ll get in trouble!
Mr. Hankey: Folks will gather ’round the fire
Sing a song, join the choir
Pretty soon they’ll all retire
And I’ll say
Howdy Ho!
Gerald: Kyle, what are you doing in there?
Kyle: Nothing!
Gerald: Open this door!
Mr. Hankey: I hope that Santa comes real soon
And brings a-
Gerald: Kyle!?!

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Swiss Colony Beef Log Lyrics — Eric Cartman — слова, текст песни

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama’s in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn’t seem right.
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren’t around (around, around)
There’s no Beef Log to be found this year.
(No Beef Log)
Christmas isn’t Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don’t think I can get along.
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says «Here, Son, have some eggnog.»
I f**king hate eggnog, seriously.
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That’s what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!
Sweet!

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The Lonely Jew on Christmas Lyrics — Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity — слова, текст песни

Kyle: It’s hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there’s something wrong with me.
My people don’t believe in Jesus Christ’s divinity.
I’m a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I’m singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the f**k is up with lighting all these
f**king candles please?
I’m a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can’t be merry
`Cause I’m Hebrew
On Christmas.
Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn’t help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I’ve come to say that you shouldn’t be sad
This is the one month you should be glad
`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
You don’t have to deal with the season at all.
You don’t have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don’t have to have to go to grandma’s house with your alcoholic family.
Kyle: And I don’t have to sit on some fake Santa’s lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.
Celebrity Guest: That’s right, your a Jew!
Kyle: A styling Jew!
Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,
On Christmas…
Celebrity Guest: On Christmas

Смотреть видео The Lonely Jew on Christmas Lyrics — Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity

Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel Lyrics — The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh — слова, текст песни

Kyle: OK, Ike, you’re my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it’s dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall play.
Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.
Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Oh, hey, Cartman. We’re playing dreidel. You wanna try?
Cartman: Sure.
Here’s a little dreidel that’s small and made of clay
But I’m not gonna play with it, ’cause dreidel’s f**kin’ gay.
Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.
Cartman: Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Stan: What’s going on? Oh, it’s that Hannukah thing.
Cartman: It’s so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.
Stan: Let me try.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Cartman: Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Sheila: Hello, boys.
Kyle: Hi, Mom.
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It’s so very interesting.
Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You’ll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
L
earn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You’ll know our people always win.
Cartman: Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!
Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it’s dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you’ll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you’ll know our people always win.
Stan: I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
Cartman: Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You’re so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You’re so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You’re so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I huh?
Kyle: Dad, Dad….we’re singing about a dreidel
Gerald: Oh, sorry.
Sheila: We’ll talk about this later, Gerald.
Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.
Cartman: Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Jews…..play stupid games.
Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
Stan: I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
I’ll try to make it spin.
It fell. I’ll try again.
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You’re so hot on that show.
Courtney Cox, I love you.
You’re so hot on that show.
Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you’ll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)
Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you’ll know our people always win.

Смотреть видео Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel Lyrics — The Broflofskis, With Eric Cartman And Stan Marsh

O Tannenbaum Lyrics — Adolf Hitler — слова, текст песни

Hitler: O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie gran sind deine Blutter!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie gran sind deine Blutter!
Du granst nich nur zur Sommerzeit,
nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit;
o Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie gran sind deine…
[Weeping]
Satan: Hey Hitler, what’s the matter little guy?
Hitler: Oh, Satan! O Tannenbaum wie gran sind deine Blutter!
Satan: Oh, you don’t have a Christmas tree?
Hitler: Nin

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There Is Nothin Like A Dame Lyrics — — слова, текст песни

We got sunlight on the sand,
We got moonlight on the sea,
We got mangos and bananas
You can pick right off a tree,
We got volleyball and ping-pong
And a lot of dandy games!
What ain’t we got?
We ain’t got dames!
We get packages from home,
We get movies, we get shows,
We get speeches from our skipper
And advice from Tokyo Rose,
We get letters doused with perfume
We get dizzy from the smell!
What don’t we get?
We know damn well!
We have nothin’ to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain’t no substitute for…
There is nothin’ like a dame,
Nothin’ in the world,
There is nothin’ you can name
That is anything like a dame!
We feel restless, we feel blue,
We feel lonely, and in brief,
We feel ev’ry kind of feelin’,
But the feeling of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt
When he met Red Hiding-hood
What don’t we feel?
We don’t feel good!
Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother,
There is one particular thing that is nothin’ whatsoever
In any way, shape or form like any other.
There is nothin’ like a dame,
Nothin’ in the world,
There is nothin’ you can name
That is anything like a dame!
Nothin’ else is built the same,
Nothin’ in the world
As the soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame!
There is absolutely nothin’ like the frame of a dame.
So suppose a dame ain’t right
Or completely free from flaws,
Or as faithful as a bird dog,
Or as kind as Santa Claus,
It’s a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not,
Be thankful for the things they got!
There is nothin’ you can name
That is anythin’ like a dame!
There are no books like a dame,
And nothin’ looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin’ thinks like a dame,
Nothin’ acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain’t a thing that’s wrong with any man here
That can’t be cured by putting him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
[Thanks to Neil Greenberg for corrections]
[Thanks to Danno for more corrections]

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The Look of Love Lyrics — Susanna Hoffs — слова, текст песни

The look of love
Is in your eyes.
A look your smile
Can’t disguise.
The look of love,
It’s saying so much more than
These words could ever say.
And when my heart has hurt,
Well, it takes my breath away.
I can hardly wait to hold you,
Feel my arms around you.
How long I have waited,
Waited just to love you,
Now that I have found you.
You’ve got that look of love.
It’s on your face.
The look that time can’t erase.
You’re mine tonight.
Let this be just the start of
So many nights like this.
Let’s take what lover’s found
And then seal it with a kiss.
I can hardly wait to hold you,
Feel my arms around you.
How long I have waited,
Waited just to love you,
Now that I have found you,
Don’t ever go.
Don’t ever go.
I love you so.

Смотреть видео The Look of Love Lyrics — Susanna Hoffs

Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics — Cowboy Timmy — слова, текст песни

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who’s made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of… gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a «Howdy-Ho!»
He’s seen the love inside of you
`Cause he’s a piece of poo
Sometimes he’s nutty
Sometimes he’s corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He’s coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh… I’m Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I’m Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let’s sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here’s a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He’s runny
Sometimes he’s firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
‘Cause he’s just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he’s never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!

Смотреть видео Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics — Cowboy Timmy

O Holy Night Lyrics — Eric Cartman — слова, текст песни

Cartman: And, O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear Savior’s b-b-b-birth.
O holy night! The something something distant
It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie.
Jesus was born and so I get presents.
Thank you, Jesus for being born.
(Whooo-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Fall
(Fa-a-a-a-alllll)
On your knees!
(On your knees)
And, hear
(Can’t you heaaar)
The angel’s… something
(Voices!)
O night
(O night!)
Divine
(Divine!)
The night when I get presents;
(O-o-o)
O night
(O night!)
Beeef-caaakkkeee, O night;
O night devine!
Ehh.. chmm

Смотреть видео O Holy Night Lyrics — Eric Cartman

I Saw Three Ships Lyrics — Shelly Marsh — слова, текст песни

Shelley: I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
< I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day in the morning. And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Boys: [Laughter] Shelley: Shut up, turds! And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day in the morning? The Virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Boys: [Laughter] Shelley: The Virgin Mary and- Shut up, turds! - and Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning. Let us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Boys: [Laughter Growing] Shelley: Let us all- I told you to shut up! -rejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning. Shelly is starting to get p**sed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Boys: [Nonstop Laughter] Shelley: Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas Day, in the morning. Arrrrrrrgh! [Crash}

Смотреть видео I Saw Three Ships Lyrics — Shelly Marsh

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Lyrics — Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman — слова, текст песни

Mr. Hankey: Well, I guess that’s about the end of my Christmas album. Gosh, it was sure nice hanging
out with y’all again! And I guess if there’s just one thing I have left to say, it would be this:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Let your heart be light.
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Make the yuletide gay.
From now on, our troubles will be miles away.
All: Here we are, as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Boys: Through the years, we all will be together,
If the fates allow.
Mr. Hankey: Hang a shining star upon the highest bough,
All: And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Cartman: Time to go, Mr. Hankey.
Mr. Hankey: Good-bye, everybody!
(Flush)
And Merry Christmas!!
Kyle: Bye, Mr. Hankey. See you next year

Смотреть видео Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Lyrics — Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman

A Cockeyed Optimist Lyrics — — слова, текст песни

Nellie:
When the sky is a bright canary yellow
I forget ev’ry cloud I’ve ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.
I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we’re done and we might as well be dead,
But I’m only a cockeyed optimist
And I can’t get it into my head.
I hear the human race
Is fallin’ on its face
And hasn’t very far to go,
But ev’ry whippoorwill
Is sellin’ me a bill,
And tellin’ me it just ain’t so.
I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I’m stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope,
And I can’t get it out of my heart!
Not this heart…

Смотреть видео A Cockeyed Optimist Lyrics —

It’s Easy MMMKay Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you’ve become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like «kiss my buns» or «you’re a buns hole»
Step 2: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in «bull poo», «poo head» and this «poo is cold»
Step 3: With b**ch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f**k any more because f**k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don’t have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you’re a buns hole
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of sh*t say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With b**ch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say f**k any more
[Everyone:] Cuz f**k is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] f**k is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn’t say f**k, no we shouldn’t say f**k, f**k nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don’t have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It’s easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

Смотреть видео It’s Easy MMMKay Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast

Christmastime in Hell Lyrics — Satan — слова, текст песни

Satan: Well I tell you what,
Maybe we’ll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C’mon everyone, gather `round!
String up the lights and light up the tree
We’re going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There’s lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It’s Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He’ll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let’s dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here’s a present for you.
Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from Heaven’s door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I’m kinda glad that I fell
‘Cause It’s Christmas time in hell!
Here’s a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon’s hair looks swell!
It’s Christmas time in hell!
There’s Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel’s head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!
So string up the lights and light up the tree
We’re damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It’s Christmas time in hell!
We’ve got to toast together, and make it quick!
We’ve gotta make room for Andy di*k.
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It’s Christmas time…
(Christmas time… Christmas time… Christmas time…)
Christmas time…
(Christmas time… Christmas time… Christmas time…)
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Merry Christmas Rooming House!

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Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We’ll All Be) Lyrics — Juan Schwartz And The South Park Child — слова, текст песни

Juan: Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead.
The minute we’re born we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or old Rich or poor
There’s nothing we can do to stop it
So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see.
Decorate your house in green and red
`Cause someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
`Cause someday they’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday they’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
Choir: Ah-ah!
Juan: Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life?
Nobody knows, that my point,
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head.
What a festive season
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Everyone you know, dead
A Very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, Dead, Dead.
Choir: Merry Christmas Everybody

Смотреть видео Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We’ll All Be) Lyrics — Juan Schwartz And The South Park Child

What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II Lyrics — D.V.D.A. — слова, текст песни

[Guitar Intro:]
[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!
[Lead Singer:]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He’d make a plan and he’d follow through. That’s what Brian Boitano’d
do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
fair.
Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano’d do if he was here today? I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two. That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t take sh*t from an-y-bo-dy!
[Man In Back:]
No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don’t eat those!
[Singers:]
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I’ve never seen a man eat
so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I’ve never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Brian Boitano’s here. So round up all your lasses and tell ’em they have no fears. Say, «Come over here my honey,
and come and I’ll take off my pants. and I’m gonna make dirty love to you, cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.» Cause
that’s what Brian Boitano’d DO!
[Thanks to austin2289@aol.com]

Смотреть видео What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II Lyrics — D.V.D.A.

Through the eyes of a child Lyrics — Micheal McDonald — слова, текст песни

The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child’s heart is full of song
Take their tiny hand, and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in this world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise, the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
So don’t give up even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah you got to find you
Spread your wings and fly
To the brightest star
And if you want, you want
I can get my friend Steve to detail your car
For about twenty bucks
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
Got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand, but still I can’t find you
Light on my hand, where have you gone girl
Light on my hand, I’m coming up behind you
Light on my hand, Don’t turn around now
Cause I’m right there I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
There yet to realise the bastards the really are
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
[Thanks to aragorn_strider_2k2 for lyrics]
[Thanks to Tustin2121 for corrections]

Смотреть видео Through the eyes of a child Lyrics — Micheal McDonald

Mountain Town (Reprise) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

CHEF: Everything worked out what happy end
Americans and Canadian are friends again
So let’s all join hands and knock opression down
ALL: Good Lordy I’m found!
BOYS: Don’t you know our little lives are now complete
MOMS: Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
KYLE’S MOM: Super sweet
ALL: Thank God we live in this quiet, little, p**sant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood,
right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, out-of-touch, white trash
BOYS: Kick-ass
ALL: Mountain Town
[Thanks to George Gough, Tustin2121 for lyrics]
[Thanks to Jim for corrections]

Смотреть видео Mountain Town (Reprise) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast

Twin Soliloquies Lyrics — — слова, текст песни

Nellie:
Wonder how I’d feel
Livin’ on a hillside,
Lookin’ on an ocean,
Beautiful and still.
Emile:
This is what I need,
This is what I’ve longed for.
Someone young and smilin’
Climbin’ up my hill!
Nellie:
We are not alike.
Probably I’d bore him.
He’s a cultured Frenchman,
I’m a little hick.
Emile:
Younger man than I,
Officers and doctors.
Probably pursue her,
She could have her pick.
Nellie:
Wonder why I feel
Jittery and jumpy!
I’m like a school girl
Waitin’ for a dance.
Emile:
Can I ask her now?
I’m like a school boy!
What will be her answer?
Do I have a chance?

Смотреть видео Twin Soliloquies Lyrics —

I Can Change Lyrics — Suddam Hussein — слова, текст песни

Some people say that Im a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But its not as if I dont try
I just f**k up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Ill open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that Ive been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, It sounds insane
But its okay cuz I can change
See it not my fault that Im so evil
Its society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me
But I can change I can change
Satan:What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Suddam: Hey Satan
Dont be such a twit Mother Theresa wont have sh*t on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go Im changing
Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh
(Whistling the tune)
Hey Satan
[Thanks to shortyman]
[Thanks to thezza for corrections]

Смотреть видео I Can Change Lyrics — Suddam Hussein

O Canada Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
[Thanks to Justin Hong for lyrics]

Смотреть видео O Canada Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast

Up There Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

huhhh
Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there’s such a big world up there
I’d like to give it a try
But then I sink
Cos it’s here I’m suppossed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why does it have to be that way
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care up thereeee.
ohhhh wowo
They say I don’t belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I’m suppossed to stay where is prone
What is evil anyway
hoowwww
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live UP THERE.
I want to live up thereeeeeeee.

Смотреть видео Up There Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast

Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**ka) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

Cartman: Yeah! Shut your f**kin face Uncle f**ka
Kids: your a law lickin ball suckin Uncle f**ka
Cartman & Kids: Shut your f**kin face Uncle f**ka your a boner biting bastard Uncle f**ka
Cartman: Shhh (door opens) (kids say shut your….. and door opens and Mr.Garrison walks in)
Mr. Garrison: okay children lets take our seats
[Thanks to catndahat666@hauntedmansion.com for lyrics]

Смотреть видео Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**ka) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast

I’m Super Lyrics — Big Gay Al — слова, текст песни

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing
Texaco’s spilling
The whole world’s gone to hell
But how are you?
I’m super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn’t be better I must say
I’m feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat
I’m so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now.
Because I’m feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can’t walk
Can’t bring me down
[Background singers:]
He’s super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn’t be better he must say
[Big Gay Al:]
I’m super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue
I’m super
[Background singers:]
In the barracks and the trenches as well
[Big Gay Al:]
Stick ’em up.
[Background singers:]
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
[Big Gay Al:]
Skittles
[Background singers:]
Yes he’s super and he’s proud to be gay
[Big Gay Al:]
OK
[Background singers:]
Everything is super when you’re gay!
When you’re gay!

Смотреть видео I’m Super Lyrics — Big Gay Al

Eye’s of a Child Lyrics — Michael McDonald — слова, текст песни

The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child’s heart is full of songs
Take a tiny hand and leap into the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
So don’t give up, even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you gotta find you
Spread your wing and fly, to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car for like 20 bucks
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Gotta lie on my hand
I’ve gotta lie on my hand
I’ve gotta lie on my hand
But still I can’t find you
Lie on my hand
Where have you gone girl?
Lie on my hand
I pull it up behind you
Lie on my hand
Don’t turn around now
Because I’m right there, I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
[Thanks to Shortyman886@hotmail.com]

Смотреть видео Eye’s of a Child Lyrics — Michael McDonald

Blame Canada Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

Sheila(Kyle’s mom):Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents they just wan’t to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should
we blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle’s mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault
Mrs. Marsh:Don’t blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to f**k myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They’re not even a real country
anyway
Mrs. McCormic!
k:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
him to expire
Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that b**ch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and f**k must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

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