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A Cockeyed Optimist Lyrics — — слова, текст песни

Nellie:
When the sky is a bright canary yellow
I forget ev’ry cloud I’ve ever seen,
So they called me a cockeyed optimist
Immature and incurably green.
I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we’re done and we might as well be dead,
But I’m only a cockeyed optimist
And I can’t get it into my head.
I hear the human race
Is fallin’ on its face
And hasn’t very far to go,
But ev’ry whippoorwill
Is sellin’ me a bill,
And tellin’ me it just ain’t so.
I could say life is just a bowl of Jello
And appear more intelligent and smart,
But I’m stuck like a dope
With a thing called hope,
And I can’t get it out of my heart!
Not this heart…

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It’s Easy MMMKay Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you’ve become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like «kiss my buns» or «you’re a buns hole»
Step 2: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in «bull poo», «poo head» and this «poo is cold»
Step 3: With b**ch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f**k any more because f**k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don’t have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you’re a buns hole
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of sh*t say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With b**ch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity
[Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say f**k any more
[Everyone:] Cuz f**k is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] f**k is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn’t say f**k, no we shouldn’t say f**k, f**k nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don’t have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It’s easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It’s easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmm
It’s easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

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Christmastime in Hell Lyrics — Satan — слова, текст песни

Satan: Well I tell you what,
Maybe we’ll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C’mon everyone, gather `round!
String up the lights and light up the tree
We’re going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There’s lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It’s Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer,
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He’ll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let’s dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here’s a present for you.
Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from Heaven’s door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I’m kinda glad that I fell
‘Cause It’s Christmas time in hell!
Here’s a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon’s hair looks swell!
It’s Christmas time in hell!
There’s Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel’s head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!
So string up the lights and light up the tree
We’re damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It’s Christmas time in hell!
We’ve got to toast together, and make it quick!
We’ve gotta make room for Andy di*k.
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It’s Christmas time…
(Christmas time… Christmas time… Christmas time…)
Christmas time…
(Christmas time… Christmas time… Christmas time…)
It’s Christmas time in hell!
Merry Christmas Rooming House!

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Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We’ll All Be) Lyrics — Juan Schwartz And The South Park Child — слова, текст песни

Juan: Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead.
The minute we’re born we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or old Rich or poor
There’s nothing we can do to stop it
So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see.
Decorate your house in green and red
`Cause someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
`Cause someday they’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday they’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
Choir: Ah-ah!
Juan: Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life?
Nobody knows, that my point,
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head.
What a festive season
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Everyone you know, dead
A Very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, Dead, Dead.
Choir: Merry Christmas Everybody

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What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II Lyrics — D.V.D.A. — слова, текст песни

[Guitar Intro:]
[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!
[Lead Singer:]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He’d make a plan and he’d follow through. That’s what Brian Boitano’d
do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
fair.
Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano’d do if he was here today? I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two. That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t take sh*t from an-y-bo-dy!
[Man In Back:]
No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don’t eat those!
[Singers:]
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I’ve never seen a man eat
so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I’ve never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Brian Boitano’s here. So round up all your lasses and tell ’em they have no fears. Say, «Come over here my honey,
and come and I’ll take off my pants. and I’m gonna make dirty love to you, cause that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.» Cause
that’s what Brian Boitano’d DO!
[Thanks to austin2289@aol.com]

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Through the eyes of a child Lyrics — Micheal McDonald — слова, текст песни

The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child’s heart is full of song
Take their tiny hand, and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in this world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise, the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
So don’t give up even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah you got to find you
Spread your wings and fly
To the brightest star
And if you want, you want
I can get my friend Steve to detail your car
For about twenty bucks
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
Got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand, but still I can’t find you
Light on my hand, where have you gone girl
Light on my hand, I’m coming up behind you
Light on my hand, Don’t turn around now
Cause I’m right there I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
There yet to realise the bastards the really are
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
[Thanks to aragorn_strider_2k2 for lyrics]
[Thanks to Tustin2121 for corrections]

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Mountain Town (Reprise) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

CHEF: Everything worked out what happy end
Americans and Canadian are friends again
So let’s all join hands and knock opression down
ALL: Good Lordy I’m found!
BOYS: Don’t you know our little lives are now complete
MOMS: Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet
KYLE’S MOM: Super sweet
ALL: Thank God we live in this quiet, little, p**sant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood,
right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, out-of-touch, white trash
BOYS: Kick-ass
ALL: Mountain Town
[Thanks to George Gough, Tustin2121 for lyrics]
[Thanks to Jim for corrections]

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Twin Soliloquies Lyrics — — слова, текст песни

Nellie:
Wonder how I’d feel
Livin’ on a hillside,
Lookin’ on an ocean,
Beautiful and still.
Emile:
This is what I need,
This is what I’ve longed for.
Someone young and smilin’
Climbin’ up my hill!
Nellie:
We are not alike.
Probably I’d bore him.
He’s a cultured Frenchman,
I’m a little hick.
Emile:
Younger man than I,
Officers and doctors.
Probably pursue her,
She could have her pick.
Nellie:
Wonder why I feel
Jittery and jumpy!
I’m like a school girl
Waitin’ for a dance.
Emile:
Can I ask her now?
I’m like a school boy!
What will be her answer?
Do I have a chance?

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I Can Change Lyrics — Suddam Hussein — слова, текст песни

Some people say that Im a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But its not as if I dont try
I just f**k up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Ill open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that Ive been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, It sounds insane
But its okay cuz I can change
See it not my fault that Im so evil
Its society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me
But I can change I can change
Satan:What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Suddam: Hey Satan
Dont be such a twit Mother Theresa wont have sh*t on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go Im changing
Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh
(Whistling the tune)
Hey Satan
[Thanks to shortyman]
[Thanks to thezza for corrections]

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O Canada Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
[Thanks to Justin Hong for lyrics]

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Up There Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

huhhh
Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there’s such a big world up there
I’d like to give it a try
But then I sink
Cos it’s here I’m suppossed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why does it have to be that way
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care up thereeee.
ohhhh wowo
They say I don’t belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I’m suppossed to stay where is prone
What is evil anyway
hoowwww
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live UP THERE.
I want to live up thereeeeeeee.

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Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**ka) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

Cartman: Yeah! Shut your f**kin face Uncle f**ka
Kids: your a law lickin ball suckin Uncle f**ka
Cartman & Kids: Shut your f**kin face Uncle f**ka your a boner biting bastard Uncle f**ka
Cartman: Shhh (door opens) (kids say shut your….. and door opens and Mr.Garrison walks in)
Mr. Garrison: okay children lets take our seats
[Thanks to catndahat666@hauntedmansion.com for lyrics]

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I’m Super Lyrics — Big Gay Al — слова, текст песни

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing
Texaco’s spilling
The whole world’s gone to hell
But how are you?
I’m super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn’t be better I must say
I’m feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat
I’m so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now.
Because I’m feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can’t walk
Can’t bring me down
[Background singers:]
He’s super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn’t be better he must say
[Big Gay Al:]
I’m super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you’re
Don’t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue
I’m super
[Background singers:]
In the barracks and the trenches as well
[Big Gay Al:]
Stick ’em up.
[Background singers:]
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
[Big Gay Al:]
Skittles
[Background singers:]
Yes he’s super and he’s proud to be gay
[Big Gay Al:]
OK
[Background singers:]
Everything is super when you’re gay!
When you’re gay!

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Eye’s of a Child Lyrics — Michael McDonald — слова, текст песни

The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child’s heart is full of songs
Take a tiny hand and leap into the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
So don’t give up, even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you gotta find you
Spread your wing and fly, to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car for like 20 bucks
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Gotta lie on my hand
I’ve gotta lie on my hand
I’ve gotta lie on my hand
But still I can’t find you
Lie on my hand
Where have you gone girl?
Lie on my hand
I pull it up behind you
Lie on my hand
Don’t turn around now
Because I’m right there, I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in their eyes, we’ve yet to realize
The bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn’t seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
[Thanks to Shortyman886@hotmail.com]

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Blame Canada Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

Sheila(Kyle’s mom):Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents they just wan’t to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should
we blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle’s mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault
Mrs. Marsh:Don’t blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to f**k myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They’re not even a real country
anyway
Mrs. McCormic!
k:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
him to expire
Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that b**ch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and f**k must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

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La Resistance (Medley) Lyrics — Howard McGillin and the People of South Park — слова, текст песни

[GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):]
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
‘Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
[ALL:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
Because the country’s gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!
[SOLDIERS:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We’ll be entertained
An execution
What a sight!
Tomorrow night
[SATAN:]
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!
[TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:]
Shut your f**king face, uncle f**ka
You’re a boner-biting bastard, uncle f**ka
[TERRANCE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!
[PHILLIP:]
Tomorrow night, we’re pretty f**ked!
[CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:]
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-f**k are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
When Canada is dead and gone
They’ll be no more Celine Dion!
[GREGORY AND KIDS:]
They may cut your di*k in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you’ll laugh
And dance a di*kless jig
But that’s the way it goes
And though we’re shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

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You Showed Me Lyrics — The Lightning Seeds — слова, текст песни

You showed me how to do
Exactly what you do
How I fell in love with you
Oh, it’s true
Oh, I love you
You showed me how to say
Exactly what you say
In that special way
Oh, it’s true
You fell for me too
And when I tried it, I could see you fall
And I decided it’s not a trip at all
You taught it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too
Oh, it’s true
We’re in love, we two
You showed me how you do
Exactly what you do
How I fell in love with you
You showed me how to say
Exactly what you say
In that special way
You taught it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too

Смотреть видео You Showed Me Lyrics — The Lightning Seeds

Hell Isn’t Good Lyrics — Bruce Howeld — слова, текст песни

Little Boy at Peace
What is this place,
Beyond the stars?
Open up your eyes
What are these things
You’re moving toward?
Head so full of wonder!
Worries in the past!
Could it be that
you are free at last?
NOOOO!!!
Little boy, you’re going to hell!
You said bad words, threw rocks at the bird
And now, this is your hotel!
You ain’t going back, this ain’t disneyland, it’s HELL!
Little boy, it’s time for you to pay!
For hurting that bird, and not going to church
And staring at boobs everyday
You thought you’re in bed, instead you’re in HELL!
Hell isn’t good, Hell isn’t good, HELL!
No, Hell isn’t good, Hell isn’t good, HELL!
Adolf Hitler: Something in german..
George Burns: Hey f**kface, have you seen Gracie?
Mahatma Ghandi: There is orderliness the universe
Hell isn’t good, Hell isn’t good, HELL!
[Thanks to DANTE for lyrics]

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I Swear It (I Can Change) Lyrics — South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast — слова, текст песни

Some people say that I’m a bad guy
They may be right,
They may be wrong
But it’s not as if I don’t try,
I just mess up
And I go wrong
But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will tear it
Any minute now I swear I’ll share it
Oh it’s strange, yes it’s strange,
Though I guess it’s quite clear,
I killed the antelope, the deer,
And there’s no home on my range
Yes, I’m a little dearranged
But I can change.
It’s not my fault that I’m so evil
It’s society, sobriety
You know my momma picked cotton
And my daddy Boll Weevil
It was history, it wasn’t me
But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
Open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute passed ’til I outgrow it
You’ll never change
You’ll never change
You’ll always be a dog with me
Yes, but don’t be such a boob,
Manna from heaven shall be my food
My acts of past were misconstrued
And God above will watch me change
And while I’m changing, I’ll be changing, while I CHANGE!
Soon…
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will tear it
Any minute now I swear I’ll share it,
I’m gonna change

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Wave of Mutilation Lyrics — Pixies — слова, текст песни

Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
Drive my car into the ocean
Youll think Im dead, but I sail away
On a wave of mutilation
A wave
Wave
Ive kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
Walked the sand with the crustaceans
Could find my way to mariana
On a wave of mutilation,
Wave of mutilation
Wave of mutilation
Wave
Wave of mutilation
Wave

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F**k you Fatass Lyrics — Kyle and Stan — слова, текст песни

Kyle : Hey fatass!
Cartman : f**k you sandy pussy!
Stan : Hey fatass guess what?!
Cartman : What?
Klye : Me and Stan have a song for you
Kyle & Stan : «f**k YOU FATASS,STOP EATIN ALL MY CHEESY POOFS,f**k YOU FATASS I ATE UR MOMS PUSSY TOOFS UR MOMS A GOD DAMN
f**kING sl*t SO f**k YOU,GOD DAMN a**hole I SEEN UR MOM f**kING ELTON JOHN ON THE «BIGGEST sl*tS EVER» SO f**kUP b**ch
COCKSUCKIN di*k I SEEN UR MOM f**k YOU AND SUCK YOUR di*k
Cartman : f**k YOU di*kHEADS MY MOMS NOT A sl*t!

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Good Love Lyrics — Isaac Hayes — слова, текст песни

I’m bone-ified, socilitified, and qualified to do
Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you
I’ll turn your world upside-down
I’ll blow your mind to pieces
You’ll recommend me to your motha,
Your sista, your aunts, and your nieces
Listed in the yellow pages
All around the world
30 years experience
And loving sweet young girls, just call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
I’m the king of the woman’s world
They tell it from town to town
And when I find that deserving queen
I’m gonna share my crown
But if the line is busy
Don’t freak out or get nervous
Just keep on dialing again and again
Until you get some service, call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
I’ll send your temperature higher
Just like a ball of fire
Now listen to me baby just let your finger do the walking’
Let Chef do the talking’ and the loving’
You see I’m a backdoor man and I do the things your man fails to do
I don’t know but I’ve been told by a, a player hater
That my bedroom is a disguised for a freak incubator
So if you see a fine young woman, that can’t be satisfied
Send her over to my stable
I’m a horny junction that loves to ride, so call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call me anytime,
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Right now would be fine, call my number
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call on me
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Love gravy train, I ride ya on into glory
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let’s get it on
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let’s get it on
[Thanks to shortyman886@hotmail.com]

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Will They Die 4 You Lyrics — Mase feat. Puff Daddy And Lil’ Kim — слова, текст песни

How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like so they can fly with you
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you
How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like to ???
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you
Verse One (Puffy):
While I’ma ride for you, would you ride for me?
While I’ma die for you, would you die for me?
Obviously, we all know your type of cats
Let they man get struck, never strike back
Stay in the streets, seven days a week
sh*t get hot, you never glaze your heat
Stupid motherf**ker wanna play me sweet
So I keep ’em on his toes, that way he never sleeps
Bigger than the king and the Pope, sling no dope
Call me anything but broke
When it’s on, I guarantee my team don’t choke
Wanna war, you niggaz better bring yo 4
And when I say we won’t quit, believe this sh*t
When I talk about a Benz, let you see the 6
And when I’m talkin’ to a hoe, let you meet my b**ch
When Puff talk, you niggaz take ??? of this
How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like to ???
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you
Verse Two (Mase):
Yo, if you down to act, we can to scr*p
We beef ’89, still watch your back
A nigga smack me, I’ma smack ’em back
If it lead to the guns, then that be that
And lately, niggaz that snake me, just make me
Wanna send ’em heat without AC
Thinks I’m sweet, taste me
How much you really want it?
Enough to put a mil on it or your deal on it?
This year, Cancun, guess who I’m goin’ with
My own niggaz, see I pay my own trip
Make my own chips, I copped my own 6
I knock my own sh*t, like I’m on my own di*k
My day be short, ???, raid the fort
I’m knocked by the cops, come blaze the court
And though niggaz ???
Disrespect ???
Like a ???
Me, I always have, so I never go for self
Had thousand dollar bills with Teddy Roosevelt
Better slow down, tellin’ you now, ???
Kick your door down, surround the block
Where you go now?
Fifty shot spit at you and that is not a whole round
Way I leave the furniture, think it was cold found
Here’s the low-down, messin’ with Mase gotta go down
What more could I say but hey, guess you niggaz know now
How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like to ???
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you
Verse Three (Lil’ Kim):
Motherf**kin’ right I’ma roll with my motherf**kin’ dogs
‘Cause b**ches ain’t around when it’s time to go to war
This sh*t here, nothing to f**k with
I’m the same b**ch all y’all wanna try y’all luck with
Little Kim spread like syphillis
You think I’m pussy?
I dare you to stick your di*k in this
Chrome .44, inconspicuous in the 6-0-0, sh*t’s ridiculous
Speak when you’re spoken to and only with permission
Like E.F. Hutton, when I talk, niggaz listen
So don’t y’all be mad at me, ’cause I’m the Q to the B
To the motherf**kin’ E-E
Popped my CD, now y’all wanna be me
See me on the TV, ??? Peep the steedy, chromed out and phoned out
My sh*t is paid for, your sh*t is loaned out
I keeps it on, money keep growin’
Ice fully glowin’, plus I’m bad to the bone
In the danger zone, I hold my own when the pain is gone
Like a splinter ya enter
So why should I throw my blows and ???
Do a bid upstate and take the weight for your troubles
My nigga BIG, I’ma ride for
But it ain’t too many niggaz that I’d die for
How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like to ???
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you
How many niggaz that’ll die for you
How many get the keys like to ???
I ain’t talkin’ ’bout those that get high with you
Niggaz know, infrareds on ya head and they ride with you

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The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics — Rebekah del Rio & The Section Quartet — слова, текст песни

Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: «In God is our trust.»
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

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South Park Theme Lyrics — Primus — слова, текст песни

I’m goin’ down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I’m goin’ down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, «Howdy, Neighbor»
I’m headin’ down to South Park gonna see if I can’t unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

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The Rainbow Lyrics — Ween — слова, текст песни

Many colors in the homo rainbow
Don’t be afraid to let your colors shine
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Show me yours. I’m gonna show you mine
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
You give me shade from black to yellow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
A warm embrace and a kind-a hello
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Every single color, every walk of life
In & out changin, every day and night
From the golden shores of Kansas, to the middle of Japan
reach inside your soul and learn your fellow
There are many colors in the homo rainbow
Don’t be afraid to let your colors shine
Don’t be ashamed of what God made you

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Tonight Is Right for Love Lyrics — Chef & Meatloaf — слова, текст песни

(Chef)Tonight is right for love, you know I
Wanna touch you where the lights don’t go
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)
Expressing love so sweet,
I’ll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)
We had a love that was so magical
With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul
I’m not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no
I’m talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney that was on Family Ties two years ago
(Meat Loaf)After the love comes a darkness in hell,
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn’t last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin’, burnin’, through your brain
Unthinkable pain…
(Chef) Meat
(Meat Loaf) But when you finally realize that it’s all in vein
(Chef) Meat Loaf
(Meat Loaf) Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes
(Chef) Meat Loaf!!!
(Meat Loaf)Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs
Your skin is comin’ off and you railin’ in salt!
(Chef) Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!!
(Meat Loaf) What?
(Chef) Where are you goin’ son?
(Meat Loaf) Oh… gosh…
(Chef) Come back to us, we’re over here
(Meat Loaf) OK, oh, sorry Chef, man. Sorry.
(Chef) It’s alright son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney,
not about splinters of wood in your eyes, you need to calm down man.
(Meat Loaf) You’re right
(Chef) Here, have a taco
(Meat Loaf) Taco, great, I need a taco
(Chef) You’re messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney. OK?
(Meat Loaf) Yeah, great
(Chef & Meat Loaf) Tonight is right for love
The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on
Let’s turn down the lights, turn up the volume
And go crazy
I’ll touch your body and soul
And change the channels with remote control
‘Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney

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I Touch Myself Lyrics — Divinyls — слова, текст песни

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I’m feelin’ down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
[Chorus:]
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You’re the one who makes me happy honey
You’re the sun who makes me shine
When you’re around I’m always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I’d do anything for you
[Chorus]
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I’m feelin’ down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
[Chorus]
I want you
I don’t want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
[Chorus]

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Love Gravy Lyrics — Rick James — слова, текст песни

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Make Love!
Gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire,
and caress your womanly body make you moan and prespire,
I’m gonna get those juices flownin,
Makin love gravy
love gravy love gravy love love love,
Gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire,
and caress your womanly body make you moan and prespire,
I’m gonna get those juices flownin,
Makin love gravy
love gravy love gravy love love love,
Owe,
Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby it’s burnin’ just for you child,
would you like another helping of gravy,
say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Watch out, don’t let it get in your eyes now!!!
Gonna make love to ya’ woman
gonna get a little freaky to,
with langeray of leather and a bottle of super glue,
let’s make a human prezel dip it in
love gravy, love gravy, love love love
Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby it’s burn in’ just for you child,
would you like another helping of gravy,
baby say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
say yeah, say yeah, say yeah babe
C’mon
I like to….
Say yeah, yeah, yeah, Sure yeah
I’m gonna climb into your cockpit,
I’m gonna get those rockets firing,
Blast you into orbit,
and burn out all your wiring,
get our asses on the launchpad makin’,
love gravy, love gravy love love love,
Yeah,
Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby its burn in’just for you child,
wouldn’t you like another helping of gravy,
baby say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I got a whole look a gravy left baby,
Oh, those are nice,
would you like some gravy on those,
there’s enough gravy to go around for everybody,
Ohhhh,
I’m gonna drown all you b**ches in gravy.
(Chef:) Oh come on Rick, you don’t drown b**ches, dummy, that’s not cool!!

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Nowhere To Run (Vapor Trail) Lyrics — Crystal Method — слова, текст песни

f**k that sh*t ‘ya know what I’m say’n
Give a shout out to my nigga’
I ain’t givin’ a shout out to no f**kin’ body — f**k that
Big baby Jesus in the motherf**kin’ house
Ya’ know what I’m Sayin’
(roof, roof)
f**k It
C’mon!
I don’t walk, I stalk
Livin’ foul like the Park
Shuttin’ down, underground
Streets of New York
Hawk, is what the niggas call me
‘Cause they all be
Suckin’ my di*k
An my Muthaf**kin’ balls (What!)
I know half, so I laugh with ’em
Bloodbath, when I let the f**kin’ rap hit ’em
Full clip, but only half did ’em
That’s all it took, another crook
Taken out, over a dirty look (What!)
I bag niggas, but niggas ?? (C’mon!)
You only takin’ a f**kin’ thing from me but hot lead
You know my style, f*ggot
‘Cause I’m always scheming
in jail
Niggas was holding the six screaming
Police!
But you got no piece
It was just you Big Man
And a lot more grease
All I gets is pound
‘Cause niggas want none of this
Backstreets are like track meets
‘Cause I be runnin’ this
C’mon!
Chorus:
Ain’t nowhere to run (’cause I be running this)
Ain’t nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ain’t nowhere to go (’cause I be running at ya)
?????
Surrounded by these colors
I see crimson, black and blue
Locking open doors again
I’m still afraid of you
Light to dark then light again
I always thought I knew
Young to old then young again
What’s left for me to do
Sister of the universe
Selecting me this time
I’m falling down upon the Earth
And singing truth in rhyme
If I was a rolling stone
I’d roll on back to you
And if I was a garden
I would bloom in blood for you
Ain’t nowhere to run (’cause I be running this)
Ain’t nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ain’t nowhere to go (’cause I be running at ya) ???? is the soul
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(C’mon) Ain’t nowhere to run (’cause I be running this)
Ain’t nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ain’t nowhere to go (’cause I be running at ya)
???is the soul
OL’ DIRTY BASTARD LYRICS:
What you motherf**kers invented
Is the craziest nigger
Ever been invented
Most know him for The Ol’ Dirty Bastard
I call him Jesus (Jesus, Jesus)
There is no obstacles that you have to jump
There’s no walls that you have to climb
This is real
This is elementary dear
Elementary Watson
Elementary
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I ain’t no pressure on your f**kin’ wall
Necklace wearin’ b**ch
Nigga I want this money ’til it’s rich
Buy my album
Guarded by 30 Section 3
Go against the grain
I got to pee
I know you don’t recognize me now
I done cocooned
How many lighting bugs
Does it take to light up a f**kin’ mood?! One of ’em two of ’em
You better get the f**k up off of me
We don’t need it
It gets more ugly
Business was trying to bust their ass
Trying to get away from me
When I said my real name
I call myself
Eatin’ a b**ch, butthole
All the same, all the same, all the same
Ain’t nowhere to run (’cause I be running this)
Ain’t nowhere to hide (come on!)
Ain’t nowhere to go (’cause I be running at you)
?????
What motherf**ker
Don’t try to psychology my sh*t
Mother f**ker
‘Cause you never psychology it mother f**ker
Never, never, never, mother f**ker, never.

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Simultaneous Lyrics — Chef — слова, текст песни

Baby you know, you’re the one for me
And all that I want to be is…
You and me… and her, simultaneous
You and me… and you and you, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin’ baby, two or three…
Simultaneous ooh, come on
Have an open mind, blow my trigger down
Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast
Take my ass to town
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today’s your lucky day
You and me… and her, simultaneous
You and me… and Wynona Rider, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin’ baby, two or three…
Simultaneous, ooh, come on
Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do
Don’t be rude, just get nude
Oh, you’re being rude, I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind, you’re the only one I love
These girls you see, baby they don’t mean anything, let’s all just get in the tub
You and me… and her too, simultaneous
You and me… and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin’ baby, two or three…
Simultaneous oww, come on
Everybody in the pool!
Have an open mind, don’t be so mean to me
Call your sister and your mother and your aunt
It’s every man’s fantasy
Have an open… woa, baby, put that knife away
Don’t be mad, I’ll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way
I’m talking about
You and me… and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You and me… and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)
Some candles and some good feelings
Just the two of us
Oh, fudge it
Now, I’m talking about
You and me… and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me… and women in the house, simultaneous
Three and seven, make it a baker’s dozen
See the ladies in the house clap your hands
Now that’d be a party, ladies

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Mephisto and Kevin Lyrics — Primus — слова, текст песни

In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world’s
supermarket vegetable business.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin’s goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he
could theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a effort to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles surgically removed,
thereby making him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage.
Word came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.
What’s that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,
«I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?»
This had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the precious semen.
The search for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: «Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must have musical background.»
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical stardoms, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the name of Missy.
When the baby was ready,
the child was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was named Kevin.
What’s that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,
«I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?»
Kevin was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a normal adult’s and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous,
even by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin’s singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles
What’s that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,
«I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?»
Other’s were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and call him «Gopher Boy».
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another human being,
no criminal charges were brought forth.
The medical association’s board of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name became so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in time of mishap,
«Damn, I feel just like Abe Sacrabin.»
Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn’t long before the two were legally united as father and son.
They moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.
«I am gopher boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?»

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Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) Lyrics — Chef — слова, текст песни

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You»l be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls they’re big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put ’em in your mouth and suck ’em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they’re packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.
pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they’re big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put ’em in your mouth and suck ’em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they’re packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.
(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what’s that smell.
It smells like something’s burning.
Well, that don’t bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn’ suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on ’em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls they’re big and salty and brown. (they’re on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put ’em in your mouth and suck ’em. (Put ’em out, blow on ’em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

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Huboon Stomp Lyrics — Devo — слова, текст песни

I’m a Huboon Baby
I’m a cross between a human and an ape
I’m all gagged out
I’m gonna hoot, I’m gonna root, I’m gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don’t want to be part of the human race
Ha ha ha
I did it to myself
And now somebody’s gonna be sorry
I’m a Huboon Baby
Gonna mess around with all you fools
I’m all pumped up, I’m gonna rap, I’m gonna snap, I’m gonna rule
I had the operation, nothing else left to do
Well, looky here, I’ve been hurt,
I’m gonna hurt you
Now somebody’s gonna be sorry
like all you witches and your slime,
and all you red-winged pin heads,
Who make screwing a big crime
You tittie twisted up my life,
and p**sed on all my dreams
You made me hate myself,
Now come on, shoot me, set me free
Let’s go
He’s a Huboon Baby, he’s really all fudged up,
He’s a Huboon Baby, he’s really all fudged up,
He’s a Huboon Baby, he’s really all fudged up,
I did it to myself
Now somebody’s gonna be sorry
Well, I’m a Huboon baby,
I’ll grow up to be the President
I’m outside, I’m ticked, I’m really freaked, I’m really bent
Big town papas better hurry hide your little girls,
I’ll drop thier bones I’ll sniff ’em around the world
Now, somebody’s gonna be sorry,
All you wenches and you snobs
And all you red-winged
Who make screwing a big crime
And you tittie twisted up my life
And p**sed all over my dreams
You made me hate myself
Now come on shoot me, set me free
I’m a Huboon Baby
I’m a cross between a human and an ape
I’m all gagged out
I’m gonna hoot, I’m gonna root, I’m gonna rape
People look at me and laugh
And make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don’t want to be part of the human race

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